Prussia: Hey, Vest.
Germany: Vhat is it bruder?
Prussia: I'we been zhinking about zhe 2p's... if zhey are our opposites...
Germany: Ja...
Prussia: Ich figured out zhat yours must be... a stripper.
Germany: ¤_¤

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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-