Hetalia Crack

Do You Want To

Austria: *plays 'Do you want to build a snowman' on the piano*   ***le sperkles***

America: *knock knock, knock knock knock* Do you want to be the hero? C'mon let's save some lives!

Canada: Why can't you see me anymore? I'm not a ghost, it's as if I am deeaaad!

England: I used to make the best scones...

France: ...they were never good.

England: I wish you could tell me whyyyyyyy!!

America: Do you want to be the hero? We can go beat up villans : )

Tony: Alfie, I'm an alien...

America: Oh, that's riiiight...

Austria: *intermezzo*

Belarus: Where are you, my big brother?

Ukraine: I guess he ran away.

Russia: I made the Baltics do ballet, c'mon one more piroueeeeeeeeeette!

Baltics: Hang in there bro's ;-;

Poland: Lithuania is, like, lonly, so I go visit him.

Lithuania: Hours and hours fly byyyyyyy!

Bomb: *tick tock tick tock tick tock* BOOOM (***epic explosion***)

Austria: *plays more dramaticly, more sad*

Grandpa Rome: *dies*

Fangurls: ***cry***

Italy: Roma? Please, I know-a you're in-a there...

Spain: I'm missing you, where've you been?

Germany: Grov some ballz, and be a man.

France: Not right now, you fool.

Germany: I didn't mean toooo...

Spain: I have some tomatos... just for you and me...

Germany: Vhat am I doin' heeeere?

Everyone: *tears up*

Italy: Do you want to make some pasta...?

-Sad Moment-