France: Non! You 'ave a cold?! I'll treat you just t'e way treated Anglerette w'en 'e was sic---
Admin: Nah. I'm not sick SICK, I'm sick of being bored...
America: Why be bored when you have an awesome dude as me her---!
Admin: ***uses THE FORCE to make him fly away*** Someone say anything?
Equestria: HEY. GUESS WHO WON BRITANS GOT TALENT!!!!!
Admin: Joe Biden?
Equestria: JOE BIDEN!! LIKE OMGGGG!
England: Tf is he doing in my house?
im so sorry guys. two bad excuses:
1. im bored af
2. i want to RP **whine**

YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack
FanficAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-