America: NO! STOP IT!
England: Are you ok..?
America: *slaps him*
England: Ah! What are you doing, you twat?!
America: HOW DARE YOU BURN HER?!?!?!?!? *slap slap slap*
England: Who? What? I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
America: NO. HOW DARE YOU SET JE---
Admin: *puts a hand before Americas mouth and kidnaps him*
America: DUDE! What was that for?!
Admin: England suffers from memory loss, so he doesn't remember his early years.
America: W-what...?
Admin: If you tell him about it, he'll become depressed and never forgive himself.
America: Oh...
three seconds later
America: I'm sorry for slapping you, Iggy.
England: What?
America: I didn't mean too... and I ate all our cookies... love you! Bye! *runs away*
England: What was that all ab--- ADMIN I CAN SEE YOU SMIRK IN THE SHADOWS AND NO YOU CAN'T WRITE A USUK-FANFICTION ABOUT THIS!!!!
Admin: Too late~~
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack
FanfictionAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-
