Canada: *is walking around shirtless*
Admin: ס¡× (nosebleed emoji)
France: Put on a s'irt Canada, or you'll catc' a cold!
Admin: Or I can keep him warm~~ ;)
America: I can too~~
Admin: No offence, but I don't want to have a threesome with you, nor share my Canada.
America: Okay. What about you can have him at first, and I play with England, and then we change.
Admin: Kay. Deal.

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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-