Hetalia Crack

Riff Off (Pitch 'Talia 2)

[watch out; spoilers. read if u like

also it has kind of mature content (like songs about butts) XD

and it's hell to read. so long~~~]

Das Sound Machine: America, China, France, England, Russia

Barden Bellas: Admin, Hungary, Belarus, Liechtenstein, Ukraine

Treblemakers: Denmark, Finland, Sweden, Norway, Iceland

Green Day Packers: Germany, Japan, Italy, Romano

Tone Hangers: Canada, Prussia, 2p!Canada, 2p!America

Leder Of Riff-Off: Equestria

Equestria: First category; BUTTS

America: *awesome beatboxing skillz*

China: She had dumps like a truck (truck truck)

England: Thighs like a what (what what)

Russia: All night long

Allies: (all night long)

France: Let me see that t'ooooo-ooong

( Everybody Else: O_o )

Russia: I like it when the beat goes da nam da nam

China: Let me see your booty go da nam da nam

Allies: (Baby)

France: Girl I know that you wanna show

America: That thong th-thong thong thong

Canada: Shake shake shake!

Matt (2p!Canada): Hey what?

Canada: Shake shake shake!

Allen (2p!America): What?

Canada: Shake your boot-eh!

Prussia: Shake your bootyy!

Allen: How?

Canada: Shake shake shake!

Matt: Shake shake shake

Prussia: *sounds like a trumpet* ***DEM SKILLZ***

Allen: Shake your booty!

Canada: SHAKE YOUR BOOT-EEEH

Admin: She had them apple-bottom jeans, boots with the fur

Girls: (With the fur)

Ukraine: The whole club was looking' at her

Hungary: She hit the floor

Girls: (She hit the floor)

Belarus: Next thing you know

Liechtenstein: Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Italy: Romano, can you handle this?

Romano: Ludwig, can you handle this?

Germany: Feli, can jou handle this?

Italy: I don't-a think they can-a handle this!

Romano&Italy: I don't-a think you're for-a this jelly *twerking* x2

Germany: I don't zhink you're ready for zhis

Japan: 'Cus my body's too bootyricious (bootylicious) for ya' babe

the whole thing again

Denmark: I like big butts and I can not lie

Sweden: (no lie)

Denmark: You other brothers can't deny

Sweden: (I won't)

Finland: When a girl comes in with an ittybitty waist

Iceland: And a round thing in your face

Norway: You get sprung

Iceland: Wanna pull out though——

Denmark: That's not what matters, do you know what does? Cornchip is chivalry. I'll take you to a nice hot meal, and tip the waiter...

Equestria: OKAY! STOP! THAT WAS HORRIBLE! FREESTYLE? ew. Nordic 5 are OUT!

next category: Country Love!

Prussia: *beatboxing*

Canada: I went skyyyyy-diving

Matt: I went rocky mountain climbing

Allen: I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu

Matt: (yeehaw)

Prussia: And I loved deeper

Canada: And I spoke sweeter, and—-

Admin: *takes Canadas shirt-collar* I dug my key into the side

Girls: (to the side)

Admin: of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive

Belarus: Carved my name into his leather seats

Girls: Woah woah, wo-woah

Ukraine: I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights

Liechtenstein: Slashed a hole in all four tires!

Hungary: *flirty* Maibe next time he'll zhink before he cheeeeast...

Equestria: Oh will ya' look at that. Time has run out. Okay. Well. Cya'll later!

and that is why Equestria isn't hosting any shows.
bcuz as soon as she looses interest in it, its over.
too bad, tho.
well
hasta la pasta~~