America: Wut? Bears?
China: I don't know any bears...
Canada: Except for...
Kuma: *walks in with a weird dress* *dances the awkward victory-dance*
Canada: W-whaaa? K-kuma...?
Kumajiro: I am tierd of writing! I'm going to retire!
England: NO!! You cannot retire!! If you re-sign, Equestria will take over the Crack!!
Equestria: I will no--
England: It says in her testament; if Kumajiro re-signs (or dies) Equestria gets the Crack.
Kumajiro: Oh... well...
Canada: Y-yeah Kuma, ples. We can't live under the slavery of that evil being...
Kumajiro: Who are you?
Canada: I'm Canada ;-;
England: Now, go into your writing-room and start writing.
Kumajiro: Blablabla. I'll be going.
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Crack
Fiksi PenggemarAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-
