Admin: America, take a plate.
America: Okay... *does so*
Admin: Now smash it to the ground.
America: *does so* Okay, done.
Admin: Did it break?
America: Yea...
Admin: Now say sorry to the plate.
America: Sorry plate.
Admin: Did it go back to the way it was before?
America: N-no...
Admin: Eegsaktly.

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FanfictionAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-