England: Today, we are here to announce a very sad thing...
Sweden: I know you're in the G8 and everything, but Admin is from Sweden, so I should announce this...
England: B-but... ugh. Fine.
Sweden: *goes up on the podium* Just yesterday, Admin died. (We'll pretend) we don't know how...
Everyone: *sad face*
Sweden: In her testament it says... You are all going with me... But if not, I'm giving the Crack to *pause for dramatic effect*...
Everybody: *hold breath*
Sweden... Kuma.
Everyone: ****LE GAASASSSSP****
Kuma: Okay, people, move it. Coming through... *moves through the crowd*
Canada: Nooo, Kuma, don't leave me...!
Kuma: Who are you...?
Canada: I'm Canada...
Kuma: *launches off to the podium* Well, first of all, R.I.P. Admin, second of all, Bill you're fierd.
[Narrator: Bish whaa?]
Kuma: Bill, go.
England: But who is going to narrate this story!?
Kuma: Bill, stay.
[Narrator: So, I got my job back, but will stuff change with Kuma as our Admin? Figure out; only on Wa---]
Germany: Bill, I'm serious. ¤_¤ Stahp it.

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Hayran KurguAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-