Hetalia Crack

da_nordic_five

Admin: Srsly, almost all ideas I have I come up with the best friend ever.

sufin-is-my-otp : Jüpp! And that's me!

Admin: And we came up with this while looking at zhe world map.

sufin-is-my-otp : After watching Hetalia, nothing looks the same.

Admin: Anyhow, this is how we see The North (Norden).

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Norway: **is talking to Sweden about nothing in particular**

Sweden: *being himself*

Finland: Hey, Su-san! *enters the room*

Norway: Excuse me, Finland... I was...

Finland: *wrappes his arms around Swedens neck* You look good today.

Norway: Finland, I was actually talking to Sweden...

Sweden: Not as good as you do *puts his hands on Tinos hips*.

Norway: Actually... Sweden *taps Sweden on his shoulder*

Sufin: *kiss*

(Admin & sufin-is-my-otp : ***die***)

Norway: *looks awkwardly away*

Denmark: *walks into the room* GAHH! MY VIRGIN EYES!! *puts hands before his eyes*

Finland: *pauses the kissing* Oh, Deni~~ we all know you aren't virgin.

Norway: o/////o

(sufin-is-my-otp : Ohnonononono~ Lukas you bad, bad boy)

Sufin: *kiss, again*

(Admin & sufin-is-my-otp : ***die, again***)

Iceland: *stands behind a corner holding his thumb down*

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Admin: And that's what's happening in The North.

sufin-is-my-otp : If it only actually happened... NOTICE THIS CHAPTER, CREATOR!!!!

(Creator is the Creator of Hetalia. We could practiclly call him God.)