Admin: HEY CINNAMON ROLLS! HAPPY DOITSU-DAY (1st of Junes) BISHES!
Italy&Prussia: All bow to the Holy Doitsu!
All: *bow to the Holy Doitsu*
Admin: I will start of the chapter with saying the only thing I know in German
ICH HABE SAUERKRAUT EN MEIN LEDERHOUSEN!EVERYBODEH NOW!
Austria: **plays 'Diamonds' on zhe piano**
Prussia: Shine bright like a Doitsu
Italy: Shine-a bright like a Doitsu
Admin: Shine bright like a Doitsu ;)
Japan: We're beautyfur rike Doitsus in te sky
Lutz (2p!Germany): VE SHINE BRIGHT
Romano: TOOOOO-A-NNNNNIIGHT
Italy: GERMA-NAAAAAAAIHHHH
Everybody: We're beautiful like Doitsus in the skyyyyyyy
Prussia: SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DOITSU
Italy: SHINE-A BRIGHT LIKE A DOITSU-UUU
Japan: We're beautyfur rike Doitsus in te sky~
Song: *ends dramatically*
Germany: *comes down to (HIS) basement* Vhy are you guys singing in zhe middle of zhe night?
Everybody: ***freeze***
Germany: Vell?
Prussia: Uh... vell... ve're totally not celebrating a dai about you bruder...
Germany: O_o
Admin: *runs away* SAUERKRAAAAUT
no. but seriously. happy Doitsu day, cinnamon rolls. luv ya'll

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