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Admin: HEY CINNAMON ROLLS! HAPPY DOITSU-DAY (1st of Junes) BISHES!

Italy&Prussia: All bow to the Holy Doitsu!

All: *bow to the Holy Doitsu*

Admin: I will start of the chapter with saying the only thing I know in German
ICH HABE SAUERKRAUT EN MEIN LEDERHOUSEN!

EVERYBODEH NOW!

Austria: **plays 'Diamonds' on zhe piano**

Prussia: Shine bright like a Doitsu

Italy: Shine-a bright like a Doitsu

Admin: Shine bright like a Doitsu ;)

Japan: We're beautyfur rike Doitsus in te sky

Lutz (2p!Germany): VE SHINE BRIGHT

Romano: TOOOOO-A-NNNNNIIGHT

Italy: GERMA-NAAAAAAAIHHHH

Everybody: We're beautiful like Doitsus in the skyyyyyyy

Prussia: SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DOITSU

Italy: SHINE-A BRIGHT LIKE A DOITSU-UUU

Japan: We're beautyfur rike Doitsus in te sky~

Song: *ends dramatically*

Germany: *comes down to (HIS) basement* Vhy are you guys singing in zhe middle of zhe night?

Everybody: ***freeze***

Germany: Vell?

Prussia: Uh... vell... ve're totally not celebrating a dai about you bruder...

Germany: O_o

Admin: *runs away* SAUERKRAAAAUT

no. but seriously. happy Doitsu day, cinnamon rolls. luv ya'll

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