Japan: Herpy birtday to yoou
Germany: 'Cuz you live in a zoo!
Russia: And jou look like a monkey, da?
Italy: And-a you smell-a like one-a too!
Admin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY OCTOOO (TheCatFelix)!!
srsly dude. have a gr8 b-day ♡♡

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FanfictionAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-