America: *is stacking burgers on Canadas head*
Canada: Alfred please stop.
America: Why? I like stacking hamburgers on peoples heads. That's my way of showing affection.
Canada: .-.
argh. i know they're bros, but gahhhh i ship AmeCan! .......

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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-