Sealand: Hey, America!
America: Yo, dude! Wuzzup?!
Sealand: I have a question for you...
America: Hit me with it!
Sealand: Which mouse goes on two legs?
America: Oh... uhm... eh... I don't know dude! Gimme an easier one!
Sealand: It's Mickey Mouse, of course!
America: OF COURSE!!!!
Sealand: Next question: Which duck goes on two legs?
America: DONALD DUCK!!
Sealand: No, all ducks, dummie.
Admin: ._.
World: ._.
Universe: ._.
Doctor Who: .-.
America: Oh...

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Hetalia Crack
FanfictionAdmin: Welcome to the story about me and my boyfriend... Canada: I'm not her boyfriend. Admin: Shh don't ruin the moment, babe Canada: -.-