Random Sherlock Oneshots

Feels

What if Sherlock and John end up retiring seperately, living alone and only seeing each other every few months when John gets really really sick and Sherlock goes to his house and takes care of him as he gets worse and worse. On his last day, in the rare moment of lucidity, John takes Sherlock's hand and holds it and says "I always loved you." and goes to sleep for the last time.

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After the fall John gets Sherlock's stuff into boxes and he finds Sherlock's phone, but it had a passcode. John types in all the passcodes he could think of. Then he half heartedly types in 5646

It unlocks and John bursts into tears.

Sherlock's passcode.

5-6-4-6

J-o-h-n

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John proposing to Sherlock traditionally on one knee with all of Scotland Yard watching and Sherlock just asks.

"Why would you want to marry me?"

and everyone's hearts break.

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"those things will kill you"

Those were probably Lestrade's first words to Sherlock. It probably wasn't a cigarette. He probably had patches on. But Lestrade just wanted to make sure that Sherlock didn't push it. That's why he's so surprised when Sherlock is clean at the drug bust. Sherlock always did drugs. He always had a stash. But after John came into his life he didn't do it as much. And when he left John he didn't know what to do so he started to use drugs again.

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Harry Potter

Can you imagine what it must have been like growing up for George and Fred. Notice that I said George and Fred because people always say Fred and George. People didn't bother trying to tell them apart. Not even their mother. So they used pranked people. If people didn't pay attention to them and couldn't even find out who they were they were going to make them pay attention by pranking them.

They never pranked Harry Potter because he was the only person that bothered to try.

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Imagine after the wedding Sherlock overdoses and Lestrade finds him and he's trying to wake him up but he can't. Sherlock wakes up in his last moments and he looks at Lestrade and says.

"I'm glad that you're here Greg." And Lestrade just loses it because of all the times for Sherlock to remember his name it has to be when he's taking his last breaths.

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Imagine if Sherlock dies on a case and John just waits and waits for Sherlock to come back because he thinks he's faking his death just like last time and like 50 years later when he's dying all his friends and family are gathered around his death bed and John's last words are.

"If you meet Sherlock again please tell him I tried to wait for him."

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John probably cried in the bathroom during his honeymoon where Mary couldn't see, cluthing the envelope of the walts in his hands and staring at the notes for so long that he could play them by heart. Then he would splash water on his face, look in the mirror, and clear his throat and go back out.

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Imagine Sherlock when he was younger he was out getting a dead bird for an expirement and he looks behind him, expecting Redbeard but he's not there and he just looks and looks but he never found him again.

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Hunger Games Feels

Dear Katniss,

Prim is safe with me. Her and Rue are best friends. Cato and Clove are married. Finnick still loves sugar cubes.

We love you,

Dad