Random Sherlock Oneshots

A bunch a poems 2

Sherlock, Sherlock little star, how I wonder where you are, up above buildings so high, Like a hero in the sky, Sherlock, Sherlock, face stained red, one more miracle..... Don't be dead.

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I'm sorry. This one is a Doctor Who poem.

Rose went away

So The Doctor is blue.

Ask Donna, "Where's the Doctor?"

She'll say "Doctor Who?"

Martha Jones left to earn a Ph.D

Because with The Doctor she could never be.

Sarah Jane lived on after proper amends,

While K-9 was  good dog to a bitter end.

Captain Jack said farewell but to the Doctor unknown

his face he would see in that of Boe's.

The Ponds had their fun with the Raggedy Man

but even there time came to a saddening end.

So ask me again

Why the TARDIS is blue?

There's a real rad man inside

With two hearts torn in two.

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Flowers are very dull

candy is much too sweet,

just give me one Sherlock

all wrapped up in a sheet.

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One, two, three four,

I declare a time war.

Five, six, seven, eight,

Daleks scream "exterminate!"

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve,

The Doctor died and silence fell.

Twelve, eleven, ten, nine,

Here he goes back in time.

Eight, seven, six, five,

Saving everybody's lives

Four, three, two, one,

Grab her hand and whisper "Run"

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Roses are red

The Tardis is blue

The doctor one said

"Rose Tyler,I-"

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Sherlock Holmes, the great big star

We all know you've gone too far.

Up on top the building high

Falling, crashing through the sky.

Sherlock Holmes, with face stained red.

One more miracle- don't be dead.

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The time has come, the Spider said,

to talk of many things:

Of shoes and crowns and funny twists

Of psychopaths and kings

Of how a heart can burn so hot

And whether Holmes' have wings

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Hush little fangirl, don't you squee

Moffat's gunna kill off your OTP

and if next season he won't return

BBC will find another ship to burn

And while that ship is burning bright

The whole fandom will cry all night

And if the fandom cries itself to sleep

There will be a new episode just next week

#except for Sherlock

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Hush little Doctor

don't you cry

Companions grow old

and soon will die.

All your companions

come and go.

Martha, Donna,

Jack and Rose.

Raggedy man,

don't show fear,

River is here too

dry your tears.

Follow the Angels back a few,

Goodbye to Amelia and Rory too.

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Blood is red

My scarf is blue

I don't have friends

I only have you.