Random Sherlock Oneshots

Moriarty Headcanons

Even though Sherlock and Moriarty are enemies, before TRF the two would get together a few times a year for epic board game fights. The most common one was scrabble, sometimes chess, and they will not mention, not even under the threat of death, what happened the one time they played monopoly.

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Moriarty and Magnussen hate each other because they both want to kill Sherlock, whether directly or indirectly. They've only met once, and the world should be glad it was only once.

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Sebastian was once away for a long time on a job and Jim in a fit of missing him, found and started wearing Sebastian's robe. It was 3 times too big for Jim, but he didn't care. Sebastian came home and found Jim in it. Now, whenever Jim's lonely he just wears Sebastian's robe and still hasn't returned it.

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In uni, Sherlock had a friend he corresponded with online. This friend was the only person aside from Mycroft who understood how tiring the racing in his mind was, and how the deductions and perfect memory weren't always a 'gift'. They spoke every day for three years, then the friend vanished- his names was James Moriarty, but Sherlock only ever knew him under his screen name.

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Moriarty is sapiosexual.

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Moriarty wasn't actually planning on killing them at the pool. He had accidentally walked into the closet where they keep the pool supplies and had to ab lib to save face.

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Jim Moriarty is chauffeured everywhere-- not because he likes to travel in style, but because he is without a doubt one of the most dangerously distracted drivers London has ever seen.

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During Reichenbach Jim had an earpiece and when he's thanking Sherlock, he's not really thanking Sherlock. He's thanking Sebastian because in that moment, Sebastian is shouting down the earpiece and he stops just to say "I love you." When Jim pulls the trigger, all he can hear is Seb's sobs. He won't ever tell a soul how it broke his heart.