Sherlock and John have a swear jar. They used to both contribute to it fairly evenly, but than one day John came home to find Sherlock had unraveled one of his favorite jumpers and used to wool for an experiment. He'd filled the entire jar himself by the time he was finished yelling at Sherlock.
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Mrs. Hudson didn't take Sherlock's skull, she hid it because she wanted Sherlock to actually talk to John.
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After Sherlock "Died", John woke up to find a text: "Not dead. Let's have dinner. SH" He promised to act surprised when he came back. He took Mary out not to propose but to meet Sherlock. If he could put up with them arguing, they were meant to be together.
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Sherlock stopped putting drugs and chemicals in John's drinks after one experiment made John hallucinate about the war.
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Fanfiction"I know this is a bit stupid. But..... Happy Birthday Sherlock........... I know this was a waste of time...... Why would I say happy birthday to a grave?" -John Hamish Watson
