Sherlock is actually great with children. He has tons of cousins, and they all have kids. At the rare, but reliably lively Holmes family reunions, he always ends up watching them all. They love him because he talks to them like he would anyone else, and he likes them because they haven't learned to conform to society yet.
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Anthea was actually an assassin before she worked for Mycroft, she met him when she was hired to kill him but after having a brief conversation with him she decided he was the person she wasnted to be loyal to and became his assistant as well as bodyguard.
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The third Holmes brother regularly hacks Mycroft to check on him, and wipes CCTV occasionally so that John and Sherlock don't get into trouble. He ended up getting the Chief Superintendent arrested for police brutality.
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While Sherlock and Mycroft both know multiple other languages, John enjoys cussing them both out in Pashto and giggles like a maniac because neither of them understand a word he's saying. He thinks it's great fun. He also enjoys using army slang, and the occasional Australian or American term to confuse them even more.
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When asked "Who do you love more? Mom or dad?" John's child said he loves Sherlock the most.
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Sometimes, when the cases are slow (or Sherlock gets too picky) and the money isn't exactly raking in, Mycroft will slip a few thousand pounds into the boys' bank account. Sherlock never pays attention to their savings, and John politely looks the other way.
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Fanfiction"I know this is a bit stupid. But..... Happy Birthday Sherlock........... I know this was a waste of time...... Why would I say happy birthday to a grave?" -John Hamish Watson
