Do you want to hide a body?

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Imagine after Sherlock watches "Frozen" for the first time and he brings a body home he starts singing.

"Will you help me hide a body?

Come on we can't delay.

No one can see him on the floor. Get him out the door.

Before he can decay.

I thought you were my buddy. We won't get caught.

Just help me and don't ask why.

Will you help me hide a body?

It doesn't have to be in one piece." to the beat of "Do you want to build a snowman" and John comes out of his room to see Sherlock in his pajamas holding a dead man by the leg and he's just like

"Sherlock it's two in the morn- HOLY FUCK WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU DO?"


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