Mycroft hires criminals to steal purses on the street when Lestrade is nearby so he can watch LEstrade run in tight pants.
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John is very good at walking running and even dancing in heels. He likes being a bit taller. He taught Sherlock for a case. Greg found out, and thought it was hilarious. Until the stiletto became a weapon, that is.
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Sherlock pours all the milk down the drain when John's isn't paying enough attention to him.
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Sherlock's a cuddler. Every since he was little, he's needed something to hug while he slept. Sherlock finds it very embarrassing. Mycroft has always thought it was annoying. Mrs. Hudson thinks it's cute. When John finds out he takes it in stride. He and Mrs. Hudson are working together to keep it from Lestrade because Lestrade would die of laughter if he knew.
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There's still an assassin working at Scotland Yard because his assassin friends never told him that the mission was called off, so he just works there waiting for the sign.
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Fanfic"I know this is a bit stupid. But..... Happy Birthday Sherlock........... I know this was a waste of time...... Why would I say happy birthday to a grave?" -John Hamish Watson
