Random Sherlock Oneshots

Facts and Headcanons

Bullies used to target Sherlock a lot but learned not to after he deduced their life, saying everything and a few lies in, so they lost all respect for the person he told lies about.

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What if John got a puppy and he would be like. "Who's my boy? Who's my handsome boy?" And Sherlock would just raise his hand without looking at him.

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Anderson uses bing.

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When Sherlock was 7 years old he ran away to a nearby library for three days reading books on phychology, trying to find out what was wrong with him.

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John was on his way home to kill himself on the day he bumped into Mike Stamford. (This hurts my soul)

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Sherlock once met a woman that claimed to be a psychic. In reality, she was just really observational. He told her before he left. " You shouldn't put yourself on such a high pedestal. One day you'll fall."

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When Mummy Holmes died. (Yes I know she's still alive but just imagine) Mycroft saw how much it affected Sherlock. So he made Sherlock hate him. So when he dies Sherlock wouldn't be sad. Wouldn't even mourn.

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Sherlock, after his death, would call phone booths in the area where John is walking, just to hear his voice. Every time John picks up and asks "Hello?" he loses it and hangs up. He never gets to hear John say "Sherlock? Is that you?" and he bursts into tears.

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Since Mary is not her real name the marriage is invalid.

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