Random Sherlock Oneshots

Moriarty~

Moriarty had never been good at making a graceful exit. When he was younger he used to stumble, fall over or walk into doors. That apparently got better, but when he's really excited, it sometimes still happens, like in the pool when he wanted to leave and accidentally ended up in some kind of a closet, in which he stayed for a while, cringing, before coming back out, because he's "soooooo changeable."

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Jim Moriarty is chauffeured everywhere- not because he likes to travel in style, but because he is without a doubt one of the most dangerous distracted drivers London has ever seen.

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After Moriarty's broadcast of "Did you miss me," Sherlock spent hours trying to analyze the lyrics of "Staying Alive" in hopes of finding a clue.

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Moriarty was about to kill a man, when the man's teenage daughter stepped in front of him. Moriarty was about to kill her too, when the girl's phone went off. Her ringtone was Stayin Alive. Moriarty let them both go, but tries to forget about the experience.

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Carl Powers was Sherlock's first case, but he wasn't Moriarty's first murder. After he had been hit one too many times, Jim broke and slipped rat poison into his father's food. The police accepted the explanation of heart attack without any skepticism, because the man was a smoke, and besides, who would ever suspect a six year old of murder.

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When Moriarty gets bored Sebastian has to hide all the guns, not because Moriarty will shoot the wall, it's because he'll shoot anything. And he likes moving targets the most.

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