Random Sherlock Oneshots

Headcanons

Sherlock practices his violin at three in the morning when he notices that John is having nightmares. When John asks why he plays in the morning Sherlock avoids the questions and John gets mad.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sherlock can remember every and play every piece of music he's heard since he was three. The only song he deletes is "It's A Small World". He's deleted it twenty one times.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

As a child John told his parents about Harry being gay. Their parents were furious and forced her out of the house. That's why they don't visit and John is so afraid of people thinking he's gay.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sherlock actually used to love astronomy. He adored the immensity of the solar system, and how small he was when compared to the universe. He brought a painstakingly painted replica of the planets to school one hay and a bully destroyed it before it made it inside. Sherlock deleted the solar system that night.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

There's a few unspoken rules in the Scotland Yard about interacting with John, since everyone assumes he and Sherlock are a couple, and since Sherlock seems the jealous type. They're things like "Only touch John when necessary, and never more than a few seconds.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

John would use headphones whenever Sherlock said his thoughts out loud. Sherlock didn't like it when he does this so he got his headphones and placed them on the bison's head instead. John couldn't get them anymore since he's too short.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

John once had a girlfriend dare him to go to the bathroom and put on her lacy underwear while they were at a restaurant. He naturally accepted the challenge and when they got back to 221B, Sherlock took one look at him, deduced it, and then burst out laughing.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After 2 months of living together, the boys had gotten to be so in sync that Sherlock never misses John's pen toss.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~