(The cool kids are at the Gravity Falls Cemetery, staring at the partly cloudy skies. Dipper, Mabel, Ered, Wendy, Nate, Lee, Thompson, and Tambry are present)
Mabel: Wow! That one looks like a chipmunk! It's so cute, I want to pinch its big and cloudy cheeks!
(An airplane flies out of its "mouth".)
Wendy: (laughs) And now it's barfing out an airplane! Christ, what did it eat in the forest? (Laughs alongside everyone)
Thompson: (points at a waffle shaped cloud) That looks like a, uh, looks like... a cloud!
Lee: Boooo! You suck at this, bro.
Wendy: Thompson, you really gotta stop being the worst at everything.
Thompson: (laughs) Sorry, guys. I'm just Thompson, after all. (Everyone laughs at that joke)
Mabel: Oooh! Look at that heart-shaped balloon cloud! Maybe that's a sign that love is afloat!
Ered: But that has colors.... Mabel, I think that's actually a balloon. Sick design, might I add.
Wendy: Oh dude! How did I forget to tell you dorks? Today is the Woodstick festival!
Dipper: The wood what festival?
Ered: Is that where a bunch of woodpeckers fly out and do stupid shit?
Wendy: (laughs) Not at all! It's the annual outdoor concert featuring Oregon's best indie bands. I bet bands like Scarves Indoors, Wood Grain on Everything, and the Love Gods are gonna be present!
Ered: Damn, the Love Gods are gonna be there? Their music is really unappreciated, which is totally uncool. These dudes are pretty dope.
Dipper: You mean there's a concert coming in Gravity Falls? Like, an actual concert? I don't think I've ever been to one before. I have heard of a few horror stories though...
Wendy: Horror stories happen when you don't have the right crew with you, Dipper. Our crew, however, is hella awesome!
Lee: Look what we found for you, Thompson! A sponge for you to make out with!
Lee & Nate: Make out! Make out! Make out!
Thompson: Stop chanting, I'm gonna do it, mother of God! (Makes out with the dirty sponge)
Lee: Duuuuude! You actually did it! You're sick, man!
Nate: Like, you're really gonna get sick. What the hell, man...? Still worth it though!
Ered: It's gonna be a dope ass concert when you got the right people to hang with, Chip Dip. And you and Mabel, you fit right in with the cool crowd.
Dipper: (blushes) I-I appreciate that, Ered. Thanks...
(Suddenly, groaning can be heard from a distance. The crew get worried by this)
Lee: What the hell was that?
Nate: I don't know. But it sure can't be something good when it's in a cemetery.
Mabel: Cemetery ghostly sounds....? Guys, it's a zombie risen from the dead! (Shakes Dipper) It's going to eat our brains until we become its slave! Just like how the Internet does it!
Wendy: It seems to be coming from that open grave. Ummm... Who wants to be cool and go look at it?
Nate: You look, Lee! I'm not doing it!
Lee: And get eaten alive?! Oh, hell nah! Don't put me in that position!
Ered: Thompson, go look.
Thompson: Ugh, why am I always the scapegoat?! (Peers into the grave) H-Hello...? (Sees what's in the grave and screams)
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfic(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
