(Trigger Warning: Mentions of self harm and sexual references)
(It all starts where Mabel and Dipper playing Battleship)
Dipper: I'm gonna say... B5.
Mabel: Miss! Bwop!
(Mabel's board just has her pegs arranged like a kitten)
Neil: Mabel, I don't think you're playing this right...
Gwen: Kids! Get in the Mess Hall! We have some unfortunate news!
Max: Yes! The camp lost all its money!
Gwen: It's not that, Max!
Max: Fucking damn it!
(The campers enter the Mess Hall)
Gwen: So we had our little Summer Social and that actually went more smoothly than I thought it would be. Well... The Wood Scouts and the Flower Scouts have their little parties as well...
Mabel: I hate both of them, so I don't see this ending well.
Gwen: It's the Wood Scouts' turn tonight. They're making this "XeeMugg" whatever the fuck that is themed party and we are forced to go according to each camps' rules.
Max: Fucking c'mon! The blonde fucker Gideon tried to fucking kill us! Twice!
Neil: Yeah, and they have this stupid sauna that warps your mind!
Mabel: Yeah! Just because I wouldn't be his girlfriend!
David: I never understood that, Mabel. I thought you liked Gideon just fine.
Harrison: Gideon wasn't treating Mabel with respect. They broke it off for valid reasons.
Stanley: Yeah, David! Your stupid boyfriend always tries to trick me into selling Camp Camp to him!
David: Stan, I know Daniel well enough that he will never do such a thing as it will shatter my heart if I lose this camp.
Wendy: One time, I caught the boys trying to steal my moisturizer. They do kinda suck.
Gwen: We can all agree on that, but we're still forced to go to their gathering.
Nikki: Can I least bring Gompers along so he can tackle all of them?
Stanley: I was gonna ask you that anyway. Go ahead. And besides, Gideon and Daniel won't ever find my deed to the camp anyway. That's the only thing keeping them away from owning Camp Camp. And it's locked up here in this here ol' safe.
(Little did they know that Daniel overheard everything Stan said)
Daniel: Looks as if we need a combination if we want this camp to be ours...
Gideon: (pulls out Journal 2) Do not fray just yet, Daniel. Maybe with this, we can unlock a few more secrets in this town...
THE WOOD SCOUTS AREA
(The party has gained a lot of guests due to Gideon and Daniel's popularity. Are our main heroes having fun? Eh)
Sasha: What's with the movie shown in this place? It's so 1970's.
Rae: This was in the 1940's, I think.
Mabel: Why can't they show a movie that everyone likes? Like Dream Boy High!
Tabii: Wait, you like that movie? Oh my god, you actually do have fucking taste!
Sasha: Tabii, why the fuck are you smiling at Mabel? Save your perfect teeth for someone more suitable.
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
