(The kids and Gwen are watching TV in the mess hall)
TV Narrator: The tiger was badly injured in the explosion, but we repaired him with a fist.
(The kids cheer)
Nikki: Tiger Fist is mah man!
TV Announcer: Tiger Fist will be back after these commercials.
(A commercial plays)
Gwen: Ugh. Not this commercial again.
Bud (VO): Are you completely miserable?
Max: Not like you can help with that.
Bud (VO): Than you need to come to our scout troop, The Wood Scouts!
Gwen: Uggggh. Kill meeee.....
Bud (VO): It holds my two sons, Gideon and Daniel Gleeful. Both of them are psychics.
Mabel: Aroo?
Bud (VO): So don't waste your time with something such as Camp Camp. Come join the Wood Scouts! Learn more about our family in the Tent of Telepathy!
Mabel: I suddenly feel very curious to see the Tent of Telepathy!
Gwen: Don't bother. The Wood Scouts are nothing but our sexist and creepy rivals. Stan fucking hates them and so do I. One of their scouts fucking stole my shampoo and stalks me on Twitter!
Neil: But are they psychic?
Dipper: I think we should go and find out.
Gwen: I don't recommend it. David's already hypnotized by Daniel's charm and I'm not letting you kids go through the same fate.
Mabel: Awww, but Gideon has a cute little pig nose!
Gwen: They fucking suck. End of story.
(Would you know it, they and David go anyway)
Bud: Step right up, folks. Put your money in this sack.
Pikeman: Sign these applications if you decide your strapping son should join our scout troop.
Snake: Hm. Pikeman. David's also here.
Pikeman: Ha! Stan's counselors are turning their backs on him! His camp will fall!
(The kids and David sit down in front row seats)
David: I'm so glad you guys decided to join me!
Dipper: Why exactly are you here, David? Does Stan hate this place or something?
David: Well, I thought it'd be nice to give them support. Daniel invited me along and I couldn't say no.
Nikki: You know Daniel? Is he a psychic?
David: Mhm! He's a nice guy once you get to know him...
Max: Don't grow your dick for this creep.
Mabel: It's starting! It's starting!
(The curtains open and Gideon and Daniel enter the stage)
Gideon: Hello, America! We are Gideon Gleeful and Daniel Gleeful!
Daniel: We are glad to have you all join us tonight!
Dipper: Hm. Daniel doesn't have a Southern accent like his dad and brother.
Mabel: His voice is kinda hypnotizing....
David: I'm already hypnotized...
Mabel: You agree with me that these guys are kinda cute?
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
