(Trigger Warnings: Hints of child abuse, which include rape and incest)
(It was a dark day for our heroes. Or was it...?)
Dipper: I just had a horrible dream where Gideon stole the deed to Camp Camp and kicked us out and we had to stay over with Soos's aunt.
Soos: That was no dream, dude.
Valentina: Welcome to reality, kid.
(Yup. It was a dark day)
Dipper: No.... No no no!! This can't be happening!!
Nikki: You've been having night terrors, too? Except mine are about pigeons pecking my insides out. It's so gross!
Kendrick: Max and David have been awake all night... Max looks like he hasn't slept in ages.
Valentina: Kendrick, lay the fuck off. The kid has insomnia or something.
Max: David's just a fucking pussy about Daniel stabbing him in the back. It's kinda fucking obvious Daniel was gonna do that shit!
Wendy: Max, David needs some alone time right now. You're not helping matters just by cussing at him.
Mabel: David... I'm really sorry about what happened. I don't know why Daniel would choose to just go along with Gideon...
David: I don't know either...
Max: Maybe it was because Daniel is a manipulative shit head and never had feelings for you in the first place! Have you ever stopped and think about that, you fucking wuss?!
David: (bursts into tears)
Mabel: Max, can you shut the fuck up?! You're no help!
Max: I'm just saying that, when you're a Gleeful, you immediately become a religious prick! Daniel only cared about his fucking god or whatever...
Soraya: (she wanted to say something, but couldn't find the right time to do so)
Mabel: How the fuck would you know that?! I don't exactly see you understanding the concept of love!
Gwen: Will both of you shut the fuck up?! This situation sucks ass and all of your constant arguing doesn't make things any better!
Stanley: Eh. Let's just see what's on the news.
Sandra Jimenez: (on TV) In a moment that has all of Gravity Falls buzzing, the male dominated scout troop called the Wood Scouts, who are well known for having psychic brothers Gideon and Daniel Gleeful, have taken surprise ownership of Camp Camp, previously belonging to area shyster, Stanley Pines.
Nikki: Booo! Those guys suck!
Dolph: Vhave vhem burn zin a fiery abyss!
Sandra Jimenez: Now that you own the camp, what exactly are you two planning to do with it?
Gideon: That will all be said in my big announcement today. I'm inviting everyone in Gravity Falls to join me on this special occasion! Also, make sure you buy yourself a Wood Scout pin for $3 each!
Dipper: I still can't believe Gideon actually beat us. Normally, I would be there to save the day and now... now Gideon has the upper hand.
Mabel: Maybe it's time for Mabel to save the day and be the hero everyone needs! All I need is my handy dandy grappling hook!
Neil: Mabel, you never once used that thing other than the day you got it. Also, how the fuck would that help us?
Mabel: I can prove that it can be useful! Jelly grab!
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
