(Trigger Warning: Self Harm)
(Gideon and Daniel are plotting something. Something diabolical...)
Gideon: Zombie attack? No, they don't take orders. Blood rain? Ew, don't want to mess my suit. Demon caterpillars? DRAT!!
Daniel: If ascension doesn't work, Gideon, than we need to just make them suffer. Well... Except David...
Gideon: I promise you. Mabel and David would not be harmed in this picture. And in order to do that, our plan of vengeance cannot harm anyone. We just need to take something important from them all...
Daniel: (gasps) How about the camp? We did it before and we can do it again.
Gideon: Of course! Daniel, you're a genius! It's perfect!
Daniel: I know I am. (To the model of the town) Watch out, kids. You messed with the Gleefuls and they want payback...
CAMP CAMP
(Everyone's watching TV again)
Constable: You've gone too far this time, DuckTective!
DuckTective: (quacking noises)
(There's a knock on the door. Stan goes to answer it)
Stanley: Welcome to hell!
Unnamed Lawyer: Stan Pines?
Stanley: THE TAX COLLECTOR!!! THEY FOUND US!!!
David: (screams like a girl and grabs the bag of money) I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS, STAN!!!
Stanley: IF YOU DON'T HIDE IT, THIS CAMP WILL SHUT DOWN!!!
David: FOR THE CAMP!!!! (Attempts to hide it in the broken stove)
Unnamed Lawyer: Mr. Pines, I'm from the Winninghouse Coupon Savers contest, and you are our BIIIIG WINNER!!!
(A cameraman and two women holding a check of $10,000,000 appear)
Stanley: Heh? My one and only dream, to possess money, has come true!
David: We can save the camp!
Stanley: Hell no! We're saving this!
Max: FUCK YES, WE'RE RICH!!! We can high jack all the limos and pay for our lawsuits!
Mabel: I want to buy a talking horse!
Preston: MY BROADWAY CAREER CAN START!!!
Space Kid: I CAN GO TO SPACE!!!!
Unnamed Lawyer: Just sign here for the money.
Stanley: You bet! (Signs)
(Gideon and Daniel rip through the check)
Gideon: Ha! Stanley, you fool! You just signed over Camp Camp to wittle ol' me!
The Campers: (gasp)
Max: Damn it. The cultists are back.
David: Daniel!! You came to save the camp by giving us this money?!
Gwen: Um, David, that's not what he's-
David: (Hugs Daniel) I love you I love you I love you!!! You really are the best boyfriend ever!
Daniel: Heh... I love you too... (Hugs back and makes sure his face is nuzzled into David's chest)
Gwen: Oh my god...
Stanley: By the way, you might wanna take another look there.
Gideon: (reading the check) "The camp is hereby signed over to.... SUCK A COCK, LITTLE SHIT"?!
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
