(It is a sweltering day here in Gravity Falls. Everyone has to suffer)
Toby Determined: (in the news) Watch out, Gravity Falls, because at a 110 degrees, we're looking at the hottest day of the summer!
(Each camper is suffering in the heat. Mabel even has to take off her sweater because it's that hot)
Dipper: All in favor of doing nothing all day, say "ugh".
Campers: Ugh!
Neil: Max, how the fuck can you still wear that hoodie? It's so fucking hot out!
Max: I've been through hotter days and lived with the hoodie on.
Dipper: Somehow, I doubt that.
Nurf: I feel like punching something, but the stupid heat is exhausting the shit out of me!
Preston: This is weather I just can't bear! I NEED SHADE!!!
(Wendy finally arrives at the camp)
Wendy: Guess who saw the grand opening of the Gravity Falls Pool?
Mabel: Gravity Falls Pool?
Nikki: They have a pool?!
Space Kid: Are we going?!
Wendy: Hell yeah we are! Kids, grab those bathing suits and let's get our swim on!
(Everyone but Max has bathing suits on)
Wendy: Forgot to pack yours or something, Max?
Max: I don't feel like swimming in a pool that some kids probably pissed in.
Wendy: Your loss, man.
Toby Determined: (on TV) And remember to be on alert for random wildfires!
(Preston's hair suddenly on fire. The boy screams like a girl and flails around)
Nurf: Ha! Mother Nature finally takes my fucking side!
GRAVITY FALLS POOL
Mabel: Ah, the pool! A sparkling oasis of summer entertainment!
Max: I feel pools are just moist tubs with strangers that make people either sad of themselves or horny.
Wendy: Jesus Christ, you're still wearing that hoodie, Max? To be fair, Robbie would probably do the same.
Max: I'm sure he would. Fuck off.
Mabel: Whoa whoa, stop the presses! Who the fuck is that?
(Mabel points to a handsome young man whose long locks blow in the wind)
Nerris: Oh yeah! I heard of this guy on the news! He never leaves that side of the pool! It's like he lives there!
Mabel: Is it getting hot out here or is it just that bundle of gorgeousness?
Neil: It's 110 degrees out, Mabel. Of course it's fucking hot.
Dipper: Besides, can't you go for one week without having a new crush on some random dude?
Mabel: This is not just any random dude. This dude has tiny mustache hairs!
Harrison: And that's impressive because?
Mabel: Makes em look older and hotter! Must. Talk to. GORGEOUS MAN!!!
(Mabel swims to the deep end, Nerris and Harrison following her)
Nikki: Ahhh. Young love.
Dipper: Eh, Mabel's all talk. You wanna know a little secret? Mabel here has never kissed a guy before. She always messes it up somehow.
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfic(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
