(The campers were taken to Wendy's house while Camp Camp patches up. They are watching a 1980's horror movie)
Trixandra: What do we do, Chadley? I thought they were dead!
Chadley: Far worse, Trixandra! They're... Nearly Almost Dead But Not Quite!
Trixandra: AUUUUUGH!!
Dipper: Horror movies become way less scary when you experience monsters in real life.
Wendy: They're slow! Just power-walk away!
Nikki: Just plant some plants and let them do the dirty work!
Nurf: Who wants to bet on who dies first?
Mabel: I'm betting Chadley!
(Chomping noises are heard)
Chadley: Aah! My face is being eaten a lot!
Harrison: Chadley ain't the heartthrob he deems to be anymore.
(Everyone laughs until Wendy gets a text)
Wendy: One second. (Picks up phone) God damn it, Robbie. Lay off, would you?
Ered: Oh yeah. Speaking of Robbie, how are things going between you two?
Wendy: Ugh, I'm so over him. I wish he was over me though... Just look at these texts! Winky frown? Is Apple just running out of ideas for emojis or something?
Dipper: And you're not... (coughs) not like, seeing any other guys or...
Wendy: Of course I am. Meet my new boyfriend. (Pulls out plush walrus) At least this guy would not treat me like shit.
Dipper: (laughs nervously) Right, yeah. So I was wondering if maybe you wanted to maybe if, you know, you and me, whatever. I mean if maybe you... wanted to join Mabel, Max, Nikki, Neil, and me on this mystery hunt? Tomorrow? Conspiracy stuff and all that?
Preston: (is literally trying so hard not to scream at Dipper about how horrendously awkward his delivery was)
Wendy: Yeah, dude. I love doing that junk with my friends.
Dipper: Yeah. That's what we are... (Nerris hands him a note) That's all we'll ever be... (crumples it up and throws it in a trash bin) Friends....
Nerris: Oh.... Friends.....
Wendy: Dude, you're laying on my bra.
Dipper: Wh- AUGH!!!
THE NEXT DAY
(Dipper, Mabel, Max, Nikki, and Neil are standing around the tree that lead them to Journal 3)
Dipper: Thank you all for joining me on this investigation.
Mabel: Hey, when there's a mystery, you can always count on your sister-ey.
Neil: Holy shit... (feels the tree) It's so metallic... I wonder how long this tree has been present.
Nikki: I never got the chance to eat breakfast, so this mystery better be worth it. This girl needs a balanced breakfast!
Max: By balanced, you mean three ants in your tongue while eating the Quartermaster's leftover chili? Sounds as balanced as peanut butter and Flower Scout cookies.
Dipper: We're here to solve the number one mystery in Gravity Falls: Who wrote the journals? Thirty years ago, the author vanished without a trace. But according to a new clue, (uses a portable black light) we may have found his secret hiding place.
Nikki: You think he's been hiding in here all this time?
Dipper: It just might be possible. We find the author, we learn the answers to everything else. We just need to figure out a way to get down here.
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Фанфик(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
