The Inconveniencing

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(The campers are in the Mess Hall, Gompers roaming around)

Nikki: (sees Gompers chewing on her arm) Awww! He likes me!

Dipper: Does anyone here wonder how Jasper's doing back in Scuttlebutt Island?

Mabel: I sent him a love note and he never replied.

Neil: Wasn't he gay....?

Mabel: Oh... That might be why...

Stanley: Soos! Wendy! David! Gwen! I'm heading out! You're gonna take care of the outhouses, yes?

Soos & David: Yes sir!

Wendy & Gwen: Hell no!

Stanley: Ha ha! Stay out of trouble! (Leaves)

Wendy: Hey, guys! What's this? (Unveils a curtain) A secret ladder to the Mess Hall's roof?

Soos: Umm, I don't think Mr. Pines will like that.

Wendy: Huh?

Soos: Uhhh...

Wendy: Huh?

Soos: You're freaking me out, dude!

Dipper: Can we actually go up there?

Wendy: Sure we can! Roof time! Roof time!

Campers: Roof time! Roof time!

Gwen: You could go. I need to write the third chapter of my Werewolf! The Doctor X Emo! Reader fanfiction.

David: I gotta organize our next camp activity!

Soos: (stares out at window) Uhhh....

(The kids and Wendy walk over the roof to Wendy's spot)

Kids: Whoa!

Dipper: Cool! You put all this stuff up here?

Wendy: I may or may not sneak up here during work, all the time, everyday. (Throws a pine cone and hits the Camp Camp sign) Yes!

Nikki: The view is amazing! The sun is blinding my eyes!

Dipper: Can I try?

Ered: Can I try as well?

(The kids throw pine cones at random places until Max hits a random car)

Max: Fuck yes!

Wendy: Jackpot! High five! (She high fives Max) Oh, hey, it's my friends!

Thompson: My car! Oh, my mom's gonna be pissed...

Nate: Wendy!!

Wendy: Hey, you guys aren't going to tell Stan about this, are you?

Dipper: Cross my heart, Wendy.

Wendy: Later, dorks! (Slides down the trees and gets into the car)

Nate: Let's get out of here!

Dipper: Later, Wendy! Heh heh heh! Good times...

Mabel: Uh oh!

Dipper: What?

Mabel: (poking Dipper) Somebody's in love!

Nerris: You do always blush whenever Wendy offers you a fist bump.

Max: Ha! You're in love with a camp counselor?

Dipper: Yeah right! I just think Wendy's cool, is all. It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her!

(Cues to Dipper lying awake at night, thinking about Wendy)

Dipper: Oh shit.

THE NEXT DAY

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