(The episode starts with everyone except Stan watching TV in the Mess Hall)
TV Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, we now return to Cash Wheel! Sponsored by Chipackerz, the chip flavored crackers!
Nikki: But they taste just like chips! (Eats cracker)
(A contestant spins the wheel and lands on "Cash Shower")
Announcer: Congratulations! You're taking a...
The Whole Crew: CASH SHOWER!!!
(Money starts falling on the man in the middle. He pushes the other two contestants away to make sure he gets all the cash)
Ered: I like this dude. Takes no shit from anyone.
(Stan kicks the door down)
Stanley: Alright, people! The camp inspection group is coming later today, so we gotta work to make the camp as camp-like as possible! Soos! Stitch up the tents!
Soos: You got it, boss! (Has a taxidermy wolf head glued on his head)
Stanley: Wendy! Clean the outhouses!
Wendy: God damn it.
Stanley: David! Make some camp activities for gays!
David: Of course, Stan! (Runs off)
Stanley: Gwen! Scare off the lover boys!
(Gwen goes and beats Daniel and Robbie up with a pan)
Stanley: And you kids! (Pulls out some Boy Scout outfits) Put these on.
Max: It's short sleeved. Fuck no.
Stanley: MAX, CAN YOU FOR ONCE STOP BEING SO FUCKING... Yourself? THIS INSPECTION GROUP KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES!!! IT'S MERCILESS!!!
(The campers groan)
Nerris: You suck!
LATER
(A group of people come along to inspect the camp. Stan is there to greet them)
Stanley: Ladies and gentle-weirdos! Looking around Camp Camp, you'll find that we have a friendly and efficient service and community! It's for all genders even!
(The team is impressed by that and takes notes)
Stanley: In this camp, we are welcome to variety! We even invite furries!
(Dipper and Nerris stand around in wolf outfits)
Dipper: Grunkle Stan, this is demeaning.
Nerris: I'm a vage, not one of the creatures the heroes have to tame!
Stanley: I heard if you throw money at them, they start dancing.
Dipper: I hate you sometimes, Grunkle Stan.
(The inspection team throw money at Dipper and Nerris, who attempt to do a group dance. They take notes)
Nerris: My feet kill...
(While Stan is showing the inspection team around, Mabel is selling Camp Camp bumper stickers)
Mabel: Step right up! Come get your own Camp Camp bumper sticker! You can place them on your car bumper, or over your husband's mouth!
Woman: Oh! I want one! How much will it be?
Mabel: Gurl, it's on the house! That's the Mabel difference! Thanks for visiting!
(Stan catches Mabel in her act and looks pissed off)
Stanley: What the fuuu- (sees the inspection team) heck do you think you're doing?!
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
