(The kids (except Mabel and Ered), Wendy, and David are watching television. The problem is that it's muted)
Max: God damn it. I fucking hate this camp.
Dipper: This is the third time this week the wiring of this place went down. I guess it's to be expected in a camp.
Nikki: (voicing over) Mr. Rockerfeller! I've been telling you for weeks that Beatrice will not engage you!
Dolph: (joins in) I have to try at least! I love Beatrice wiv all my heart, but... I am just too scared!
Nikki: (voicing over) She's a lesbian, Mr. Rockerfeller! A LESBIAN!!!
(Mabel and Ered enter the Mess Hall. Mabel is squealing)
Mabel: AHHHHH!!! This is the best day of my life right now! It's so great that I'm gonna do my Best Day Ever Dance! (Does so)
Neil: Okay, who let her have Dolph's batch of Smile Dip?
Dolph: VHAT WAS MINE!!!
Mabel: You're more wrong than one thousand politicians! Guess what today is?
Max: The day where the camp burns and we can all go home?
David: Max!! How could you say that?!
Max: How could you still live to hear me say that is the bigger fucking question.
Ered: Sev'ral Timez is playing at the Gravity Falls Civic Center and Buffet. It's gonna be rad.
Dipper: Ugh. Sev'ral Timez? Aren't they that boy band that came a decade too late?
Ered: Dipper, my ba-bay, why you ackin' so cray cray?
Dipper: Ered, I don't expect you to even like that kinda music let alone quote it.
Ered: I appreciate some sexy looking celebrities when I see them.
Neil: You girls do know that boy bands are fake, right? They live by the over-usage of auto-tuning and underaged girls showing them pictures of their breasts.
Wendy: Neil's right. They're just a manufactured product of the bloated corporate music industry.
Nikki: I bet some mad scientists create all these boy bands like Frankenstein!
Wendy: Oh, or maybe they grow out of pods!
Nurf: Ha! It makes so much fucking sense!
Ered: Oh please. You just don't understand why these boy bands have healed the hearts and souls of girls like Mabel and I.
Mabel: And besides, Ered and I have some more fangirls!
(Candy, Grenda, and Soraya enter the scene)
Grenda: HEY GUYS!!!
Candy: Woot woot!
Max: Soraya? You like this bloated shit?
Soraya: (whispers) Those guys are clones, Max! Fucking clones! I gotta get in one of their concerts to find out for sure!
Max: I just say they're shitty and overrated.
Mabel: Who's ready for the greatest night of our lives? How many times am I gonna love ya?
Sev'ral Timez Fans: SEV'RAL TIMEZ!!!
(The fangirls run offscreen)
Dipper: Ugh. Girls.
Wendy: I know, right?
Nikki: Bless their overly saturated hearts...
(The fangirls are outside, getting ready for their day at the concert)
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
