(The episode opens on the campers in the Mess Hall again)
Dipper: Of course! I can join Soraya's group if she really wants me to!
Mabel: Amaze balls! I think we should all join!
Nurf: If it gets me away from David, sure.
Nerris: I've always wanted to hunt down an elf or a leprechaun!
Dolph: I'd like to vhunt for vhe government!
(Gwen enters the room)
Gwen: Okay, kids. We're going to Greasy's Diner for breakfast because we ran out of camp food.
Max: About fucking time we eat something edible.
Mabel: Okay, guys! Quiz time! Puma or panther?
Preston: Puma!
Harrison: Panther!
Nikki: A hybrid!
Max: Piss off.
GREASY'S DINER
(They go to the rather riled up diner. A little kid immediately throws food at Preston)
Preston: MY HAIR!!!!
Mabel: YOUR HAIR!!!!
Lazy Susan: Hey there, little kids! What can I get for you?
Stanley: Lazy Susan! Here's my little ray of sunshine! Where were you yesterday?
Lazy Susan: I got hit by a bus!
Stanley: Ha ha ha ha! Hilarious!
Lazy Susan: Thank you. Ha ha ha ha hee hee ho ho ho.
Stanley: You do split plates, right?
Lazy Susan: Maybe... (makes her lazy eye wink) Wink!
Stanley: Great! The counselors and I will split one-fourth of the number seven, plus free salad dressings for the ladies, plates of ketchup for the boys, and that dead possum for Space Kid.
Lazy Susan: (writes it down and walks off)
Mabel: But Grunkle Stan, I want pancakes!
David: Mabel, it's important that we are grateful for what we have. We don't really have a lot of money to spend.
Max: It's better than anything at home.
Neil: (looks over and sees the Manliness Tester) Don't worry, everybody. Pancakes are on me. I'm sure that, with my vast knowledge of the human body, I can win some by beating that manliness tester.
(Most campers and Stan immediately start laughing)
Max: Neil, no offense, but how the fuck do you think you can win something such as the manliness tester? You're close to bones!
Harrison: Plus, you sing Bill Nye the Science Guy's theme song to yourself in front of the mirror.
Stanley: Oh yeah! We can't forget that incident!
Mabel: So what if Neil is all brain and no muscle? I'd say he's a sexy man either way!
Neil: Well, fuck you all! I'm still gonna test it out anyway.
(Neil walks toward the manliness tester as people watch)
Neil: Alright, Neil. Time to manhandle this... manly.
Gwen: Go, Neil! Kick that machine's ass!
(Neil starts tugging the handle and light starts toward the category he belongs to. He keeps on pulling until the light goes down to "wimp". A card comes out of the machine that says "You're a cute patootie")
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
