(Soos, Wendy, and Stan thought it'd be a good idea to take the campers to the arcade)
Soos: This is it, dudes. My favorite place in Gravity Falls. Everything I know, I learned right here. A frog taught me how to cross the street. When my house was haunted, I learned how to eat ghosts. And this thing taught me how to dance.
Old Man McGucket: (dancing on an out of order dancing machine) Woo-hoo-hoo! I've been jiggin' here for seven days straight!
Max: Quartermaster....?
Quartermaster: There's no use for Fiddleford. He's long gone.
(Stan finds a game called "Insert Token" and puts a token in)
Game: Congratulations! You win!
Stanley: These are for sad people.
(It cuts to Dipper and Wendy playing an arcade game called "Fight Fighters" as Rumble McSkirmish and Dr. Karate as their characters)
Dipper & Wendy: Oh oh oh!
Dipper: Watch out! Wow! Oooh, cutscene!
Rumble: DR. KARATE, YOU KILLED MY FATHER AGAIN!!!
Dr. Karate: HHNNGGHHHH!!!
Rumble: TAKE THAT BACK!!!
Game Announcer: Fight!
(They make the video game characters fight one another)
Dipper: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Go! Go!
Game Announcer: K.O! The winner: Rumble McSkirmish!
Rumble: WINNERS DON'T LOSE!!!
Wendy: What? You must've hacked this damn thing or something.
Dipper: (imitating Rumble) You take that back! (Laughs)
Game Announcer: Round two!
Wendy: I'm gonna punch the ref.
Game Announcer: Fight!
Dipper: Let's gang up on him.
(Rumble and Dr. Karate do all the combo moves so that they aren't hitting each other but it looks as though they're hitting the referee)
Wendy: Take that, small man! That's what you get for banging my wife at the club.
(Robbie enters the scene)
Robbie: Wendy! What's up, babe? Yeah, just putting up some flyers for my band. I'm playing lead guitar. No biggie.
Dipper: (looks at the poster) Are you wearing mascara?
Preston: It's obviously eye shadow! You won't understand since you don't perform your art to a crowd!
Robbie: Yeah, listen to fanfic girl.
Preston: FANFIC GIRL?!?! EXCUSE ME?!?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A REJECTED MEMBER OF KISS!!!
Wendy: Robbie, Dipper was just showing me this great game.
Robbie: Ha, yeah, sweet, sweet. (To Dipper) Hey, how about you sit out of this round?
Dipper: But we were just getting started on it...
Robbie: Whoa, whoa, hey! Relax, man, I'm just trying to spend a little time with my girlfriend, alright?
Wendy: It'd just be one round, Dipper.
Game Announcer: Round three! Fight!
(As Wendy and Robbie are playing, They both chit chat)
Wendy: So Stan allowed me to use my vacation days, thank god. So I'll be out on a camping trip with the fam for a day.
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
