Fight Fighters

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(Soos, Wendy, and Stan thought it'd be a good idea to take the campers to the arcade)

Soos: This is it, dudes. My favorite place in Gravity Falls. Everything I know, I learned right here. A frog taught me how to cross the street. When my house was haunted, I learned how to eat ghosts. And this thing taught me how to dance.

Old Man McGucket: (dancing on an out of order dancing machine) Woo-hoo-hoo! I've been jiggin' here for seven days straight!

Max: Quartermaster....?

Quartermaster: There's no use for Fiddleford. He's long gone.

(Stan finds a game called "Insert Token" and puts a token in)

Game: Congratulations! You win!

Stanley: These are for sad people.

(It cuts to Dipper and Wendy playing an arcade game called "Fight Fighters" as Rumble McSkirmish and Dr. Karate as their characters)

Dipper & Wendy: Oh oh oh!

Dipper: Watch out! Wow! Oooh, cutscene!

Rumble: DR. KARATE, YOU KILLED MY FATHER AGAIN!!!

Dr. Karate: HHNNGGHHHH!!!

Rumble: TAKE THAT BACK!!!

Game Announcer: Fight!

(They make the video game characters fight one another)

Dipper: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Go! Go!

Game Announcer: K.O! The winner: Rumble McSkirmish!

Rumble: WINNERS DON'T LOSE!!!

Wendy: What? You must've hacked this damn thing or something.

Dipper: (imitating Rumble) You take that back! (Laughs)

Game Announcer: Round two!

Wendy: I'm gonna punch the ref.

Game Announcer: Fight!

Dipper: Let's gang up on him.

(Rumble and Dr. Karate do all the combo moves so that they aren't hitting each other but it looks as though they're hitting the referee)

Wendy: Take that, small man! That's what you get for banging my wife at the club.

(Robbie enters the scene)

Robbie: Wendy! What's up, babe? Yeah, just putting up some flyers for my band. I'm playing lead guitar. No biggie.

Dipper: (looks at the poster) Are you wearing mascara?

Preston: It's obviously eye shadow! You won't understand since you don't perform your art to a crowd!

Robbie: Yeah, listen to fanfic girl.

Preston: FANFIC GIRL?!?! EXCUSE ME?!?! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A REJECTED MEMBER OF KISS!!!

Wendy: Robbie, Dipper was just showing me this great game.

Robbie: Ha, yeah, sweet, sweet. (To Dipper) Hey, how about you sit out of this round?

Dipper: But we were just getting started on it...

Robbie: Whoa, whoa, hey! Relax, man, I'm just trying to spend a little time with my girlfriend, alright?

Wendy: It'd just be one round, Dipper.

Game Announcer: Round three! Fight!

(As Wendy and Robbie are playing, They both chit chat)

Wendy: So Stan allowed me to use my vacation days, thank god. So I'll be out on a camping trip with the fam for a day.

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