(The Camp Camp campers are eating snacks they got at a Circle K. Everyone is in the Camp Camp bus)
Mabel: (attaches some Fritos to her ears) Ha ha! Nacho earrings! I'm hilarious!
Stanley: That's debatable. (Honks his horn) C'mon! Why the fuck is there so much traffic today?!
Dolph: Stan. Why zis vhere so many covered wagons zaround here?
Stanley: (realizes the horrific discovery) Oh no.... No no no!!!
(He pushes the gas pedal, running into a couple of women)
Gwen: Jesus fuck, Stan! What the hell's going on?!
David: (gasps) It must be the day!
Stanley: It can't be today! We gotta get out of here. Before it's too late!
Nikki: It's the apocalypse!!
Space Kid: I AM NOT FULLY PREPARED FOR THIS!!!
Soos: (panics)
(The bus is now trapped between a group of covered wagons)
Stanley: We're being circled by wagons! We're trapped! NOOOOOO!!!!
Mabel: (looks out her window and sees a cow) I've got a good feeling about today!
(The campers, counselors, and Stan have no choice but to exit the bus and explore)
Dipper: Whoa... Look at this town...
Neil: It's like a whole damn festival here. Except instead of carnival rides, they got historical artifacts. This is my kind of shit!
David: Okay, campers! Today is Pioneer Day! It's when the citizens of Gravity Falls gather around and commemorate the day Gravity Falls was founded!
Toby Determined: Welcome to 1863!
Stanley: I will break you, little man!
Toby Determined: (screams and runs)
Space Kid: (sees a candle dipping activity) Ooooh! This smells like strawberries and my head! (Dips his head in it. His helmet is covered in wax)
Max: (flips through the journal) Huh. Apparently, it used to be legal to be married to a woodpecker.
Gwen: I think that's still legal actually.
Ered: Whoa, dudes. They got fried butter on a stick here.
Preston: Goodness! I must raise my cholesterol levels!! (Goes up to the line)
(Meanwhile, another camp group is prepping up for their big entrance. Their once absent counselor comes running back)
Colette: (wheezing for air) H-H-Hey, girls.
Rae: Sup, Colette. (Looks around) So... Where's Ainsley?
Colette: Apparently, she was shifted off to Siberia and they wouldn't allow a plane ticket for me to go... I guess she's kinda stuck there....? Oops?
Sasha: Thank god she's gone. That granola eating bitch was fucking up our style.
Priscilla Northwest: C'mon, Pacifica! We need to smile exactly 4 more inches than last year! Did the orthodontist appointment help out?
Pacifica: (groans) Yes, Mom.
Preston Northwest: Rae! Get up there and tell those common folk that our ceremony starts now!
Tabii: NOW?! I JUST STARTED MY FIFTH BLOW DRYING!!! CAN THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARE END?!?!
Rae: (comes up onstage) The Northwest ceremony will be up and ready in five minutes, people! Come one and all!
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
