Q: Does Campbell exist? If so, is Stan's friends with him?
A: Fuck, do not get me started with Cameron Campbell. He's my poker competitor and he cheats every fucking time! He's the reason I got arrested in Vegas that one time! The son of a bitch deserved more than my fist to his chiseled face....
Q: David, did you break up with Daniel yet?
A: Sadly, yes. I did so just when Gideon took over the camp. But now that I think about it, thinking about his circumstances.... I can't help but feel bad. It might take a while for us to rekindle our relationship.
Q: Preston, what's your favorite musical?
A: How dare you force me to pick just one! But if I must, I have a soft spot for Hamilton since that was the musical I was first introduced to in my mom's theater. She played Elizabeth Schuyler herself!
Q: Max, are you okay?
A: What does it look like, jackass?
Q: Max, what do you think of Bill Cipher?
A: He's an annoying son of a bitch with a voice that makes my ears bleed. Then again, he's probably better than XeeMugg since that dickwad is a pedophile last time I heard.
Q: Mabel, who do you ship?
A: Let me just.... (pulls out her list) Me with Harrison, Harrison X Nerris if we don't get anywhere, Dipper X Candy, Pacifica X Crippling Debt, Preston X Kendrick, Max X Soraya, Max X Nikki, Dipper X Wendy, Dipper X Ered, me with Neil, me with Preston, Sasha X Erin, Sasha X Ainsley, Nikki X Ered, Grunkle Stan X Lazy Susan, Bill Cipher X My Fist, and this one couple with an old guy and a yeti.
Q: Do Mabel and Nikki get along well?
A: Mabel and I get along great! Whenever I need to talk about these weird girl things, Mabel will always be there for me! We're always spreading our energy here in Gravity Falls and trying to get Waddles and Gompers together! Granted, I don't get her boy obsession, but it doesn't harm anyone!
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
