(The episode starts early in the morning. Everyone is ready for breakfast)
Stanley: (enters) Who wants Stan-cakes? They're like pancakes, but with old man hair in them!
Campers: Pass.
Mabel: Sooo... I have an announcement!
Max: You stuck 200 gummy worms up your nose? Yeah, not interested.
Mabel: (pulls out a newspaper) The Gravity Falls Gossiper accepted my article about summer fashion tips for squirrels! My picture is gonna be on the newspaper! Check it! (Shows everyone the newspaper)
Nikki: Oh, I see you! You're that tiny picture right under Pacifica's article.
Max: "The Flower Scouts declare v-neck the look of the season". The fuck is this shit?
Mabel: Whoa whoa, what?!
Dipper: Guess they bought their way to the front cover.
Stanley: Is it legal for children to wear that much makeup?
Mabel: Fucking Flower Scouts! They always ruin everything!
Nerris: Don't feel so down, Mabel. I mean, who even reads the newspaper anymore?
(Soos and Gwen enter the picture)
Soos: Dudes! V-neck season is upon us! Who wants to help me get ahead of the fashion curve? I'm thinking about taking it one step further... with a w-neck.
Mabel: Aaagh! I need something to take my mind off this!
Gwen: Well, you're in luck, Mabel. Today, we're challenging the Flower Scouts and Supernatural Establishment to a mini golf tournament. Get ready to go to the Gravity Falls Royal Discount Putt Hutt, guaranteed to distract you from your shitty life.
Dipper: Hey, you love mini golf, Mabel! You even won a mini golf tournament when you were only nine.
Space Kid: So you're good at mini golf, Mabel? That's cool!
Mabel: Yeah... I guess I have been amazing at it...
Neil: The last couple of days have been stressful. How about just winding down and putting some balls?
Mabel: I guess that'll cheer me up...
Nikki: C'mon, Mabel! Chant with me! Victory!
Mabel: Honor!
Preston: Destiny!
Soos: Mutton! (His w-neck was a flop)
(The campers enter the bus, Mabel, Nikki, and Preston chanting all the way)
Waddles: Oink.
Quartermaster: The end is upon us, pig. Hide your future children.
YE ROYAL DISCOUNT PUTT HUTT
(The Supernatural Establishment arrives first)
Kendrick: Y'know, I never actually played golf before, let alone mini golf. So... excuse me if I absolutely suck.
Steph: All is good, Kendrick. I, however, am a mini golf champ. I can easily get us some holes in one.
Soraya: Everyone, beware of the talking golf balls. They're quite the little devils.
Cassidy: Wait, what? (Picks a golf ball to observe a mouth) . . . I hope this isn't some demon cursing the ball and now my mind. Unless he's hot...
(Camp Camp arrives next)
Mabel: Ahhh, mini golf! The sport of mini champions!
Nikki: The grass may be fake, but the fun is real! Everyone can have fun here, even the depressed!
YOU ARE READING
Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
