(Rae and Colette are hanging around in the car, obviously needing a break from all the shit the Flower Scouts pulled off)
Colette: (playing Candy Crush on her phone) Oh come on! I barely get any matches in this one specific round! How am I supposed to have that tasty experience now?
Rae: Maybe by taking a break from that game and grabbing yourself a donut?
Colette: Rae, this is serious! Level 59 is sooo hard! But I have to complete it....
Rae: I wish you luck. (Hears rumbling) Colette... You hear that too, right?
(Huge and sharp claws tear through and rip the roof of the car)
Colette: (screams)
Rae: What the hell...? (Gasps) That was my car roof! Shit!
Colette: I guess this means you now have a reason to drive your 39th Range Rover.
Rae: Yeah, I guess so. Should we report this?
Colette: Or maybe we can swing by and get that donut!
Rae: I like your style, Colette.
CAMP CAMP
(Stanley is driving random tourists around the camp with his personalized cart)
Stanley: Ladies and gentlemen! Continuing this camp-tacular tour, you'll see our infamous outhouse! I got stuck in there once!
Boy: Can I go to the bathroom? I have to shit realll bad.
Stanley: Save questions until after the tour.
Boy: Ah shit...
Stanley: And up ahead if you look really closely, everybody get your cameras or your damn cellphones, you'll want a picture of this!
(The kids are forced in the Mess Hall as Stan continues his tour. The boys went off with Soos somewhere, leaving the girls to their own devices)
Mabel: Okay, girls. We have this whole place to ourselves. What do you guys think we should do?
Nikki: DANCE PARTY!!!
Mabel: Waddles! Can you say "dance party"?
Waddles: Oink!
Mabel: Hell yeah! Dance party it is!
(The girls immediately start dancing. Mabel eats popsicles off the ground with Waddles, Ered and Nerris put on some sunglasses and take pictures, and Nikki chews on a book)
Mabel: Yes yes yes yes! (Waddles licks her fingers) Uh oh! Cuddle time!
Waddles: (goes up to Mabel and cuddles her)
Mabel: Waddles, can I tell you a secret? You're my favorite pig in the whole world. (Falls asleep with Waddles)
Nerris: Should we wake her up?
Ered: Nah. Mabel needs to enjoy this moment as long as she can.
Stanley: (walks in counting money. He trips on Mabel and Waddles) Augh! Mabel! What the fuck are you doing on the floor?!
Mabel: Being cute and great!
Stanley: Jesus, and I thought your brother was weird.
Nikki: Dipper? I see him more like this. (Imitates Dipper) Oh my god! Let's solve a mystery! I kiss a pillow with Wendy's face drawn on it! Mwah mwah mwah!
Stanley: That's pretty good. Kissin' a pillow.
Waddles: (starts chewing on Stan's pants)
Stanley: Oh, fuck this! First the goat, now this?!
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
