(Stanley takes the campers to see the Bottomless Pit)
Stanley: In this land of ours, there are many pits. But none more bottomless than the Bottomless Pit. Which as you can see here, is bottomless.
Neil: How could it be called "bottomless"? Surely there has to be an end to the fall, right?
Gwen: No one knows for sure. Or probably lived to tell the tale.
Soos: I have a question. Is it bottomless?
Stanley: (sighs) Kids, can you try explaining this to Soos?
Nikki: Y'see, Soos, when stuff is thrown in the Bottomless Pit, it is never seen again. Maybe this is where Amelia Airheart landed!
Soos: Ohhh... I still don't get it.
Dipper: Grunkle Stan, why are we here again?
Stanley: Today I guess is the Recycle Awareness camp activity. And since I totally forgot about it, I just brought along some stuff that I know you kids don't want to dispose them in the pit! So long, Camp Camp suggestion cards! (Throws them in the pit)
Mabel: Goodbye, creepy love letters from Gideon! (Throws letters) Die! Die in hell!
Dolph: See you never, football! (Throws it)
Preston: We had good times, rough draft of Romeo and Juliet II: Love Resurrected... but I couldn't stand hearing your cringe no longer. (Throws the script away)
Ered: Fuck my report cards. (Throws them away)
Space Kid: (takes off his shoes and throws them in the Bottomless Pit)
Max: Space Kid, what the fuck are you doing?
Space Kid: I thought everyone was throwing stuff in the hole...
Max: Eh. Not like I give a shit. (Throws his dad's wallet in)
Neil: (sends his rubber band ball his dad got him in the Bottomless Pit)
Nurf: (throws his rusty knife in)
David: (about to throw his bottle of antidepressants in) On second thought... (Takes two more pills)
(Nikki's got herself a large chained box toward the pit)
Dipper: Whatcha got in there, Nikki?
Nikki: Oh, this? This is just my box of mysterious secrets. Nothing special in there. (Giggles and bushes the box in the pit) Goodbye forever!
Neil: I still think the idea of a bottomless pit sounds scientifically impossible.
Stanley: I think you being fun is scientifically impossible.
(Some strong winds start blowing)
David: Oh my. Seems to be some strong weather... Kids, it's time to go back to camp.
Stanley: Hang on! I'm not done here! (Throws more cards down the pit)
Dipper: Grunkle Stan, let's hurry!
Mabel: C'mon, Grunkle Stan!
(Stan almost falls into the pit. Soos, Dipper, and Mabel catch his foot in the nick of time)
Stanley: Almost ready...
(Soos, Dipper, and Mabel then get pushed into the pit as well, leaving them and Stan to fall into the pit)
David: STAN!!! SOOS!!! DIPPER!!! MABEL!!!
Nikki: OH MY GOD, THEY'RE DEAD!!!
Gwen: LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
أدب الهواة(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
