(The kids are playing golf. Not because it's their camp activity, but because they were that bored)
Ered: Boo ya. I'm dominating this game.
Dipper: Damn, Ered, this is the eleventh time you scored a hole in one.
Nurf: Golf fucking sucks balls! It's like baseball, but they somehow managed to make it shittier!!
Dipper: Nurf, you're breaking my concentration.
(Dipper then hits the golf ball hard. It bounces around the campsite and off into the forest)
Stanley: (off-screen) FUCK!!! THIS FUCKING GOLF BALL ALMOST HIT ME IN THE FUCKING EYE!!
Dipper: Yes! Stan shot! Is that legal?
(Waddles eats the score card)
Nikki: The judge says it's out of bounds.
Max: I think I'm done with golf for today. I have plans that I wanna get done with as soon as possible.
Dipper: And what's that?
Max: (sighs) Ever since the fucking public pool incident, Soraya's bitch of a mom scheduled a counseling appointment for me. Stupid ass bitch...
Dipper: Aw man. That blows. Does anyone else still wanna play?
Mabel: Today's actually the day Candy and Grenda hang out and have some girl time.
Nikki: The gnomes threatened to fight me and I'm not hesitant to fight back!
Neil: I probably should make sure my highly acidic experiment is done...
Space Kid: Georgie, Missy, and I wanted to play Chutes & Ladders.
Dolph: Steph wanted me to draw him!
Harrison: I'm performing a magic show at 1PM.
Preston: I'm performing a soliloquy at 3PM! I really hope Kendrick likes this... Not that I want specifically Kendrick to like it! I want everyone to like it!
Nerris: Get this: Lucille and Cassidy actually want to play Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons with me! So I'm busy doing that.
Nurf: Stan wanted to talk to me about puberty or whatever.
Ered: I'm gonna tour Violet around the camp. The whole Gremlobin incident wasn't exactly the best impression.
Dipper: So I'm seriously the only one here without any plans...?
Mabel: Sorry, Dipper. Tomorrow's another day...
(All the other campers walk off, leaving Dipper alone)
Soos: If it helps you, dude, I finally bought DuckHunt. (Realizes) Oh... I forgot to buy the pointy thingy...
LATER
(Every one of the fellow guests (except Violet) has shown up)
Mabel: So guess what?
Candy: (gasps) What?
Mabel: Something totally amazing happened two days ago...
Grenda: THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!
Mabel: I finally got my first kiss! And it's with Harrison!
(Candy and Grenda squeal and hug Mabel. Grenda almost chokes her)
Mabel: I know! It's so cray cray! He tasted like lemon and it was super duper dreamy and OH MY FUCKING GOSH!!! HARRISON IS SO CUTE!!!
Neil: Mabel, you're breaking my concentration here! Soraya wants this trap to be highly successful and I can't mess this up for her!
Candy: Oooh! What are you making?
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
