(The episode begins with the campers setting up a dance party in the Mess Hall. The kids are not doing much to help)
Dipper: Oh no, Mabel. I-I don't feel so good. I- BBBBLLLLAAA!!! (Sprays silly string on Mabel)
Mabel: Ohhh, Grunkle Stan! What did you feed us?! BBBBLLLLAAAA!!!! (Sprays silly spring at Dipper)
Harrison: BBBBLLLAAA!!! (Sprays silly string)
Nerris: BBBBLLLLAAAA!!! (Sprays silly string)
Nikki: (sprays silly string in her mouth)
Dipper: Nikki.... I don't think that's edible...
Nikki: This isn't whipped cream....?
Wendy: Guys, guys, stop! Something terrible just happened!!
Max: Oh my god, Stan's shirtless!
Wendy: Well.... Yeah, that'd be pretty fucking terrifying.
Stanley: Okay, who used all the silly string?! Kids, party supplies are now off limits!
Soos: Mr. Pines, who's birthday is it anyway?
David: It's actually a local party we do each summer! It's called the Summer Social and it's a way for us camps to promote ourselves!
Gwen: This means.... (sighs) The fucking Wood Scouts and Flower Scouts are tagging along.
Max: Ah, fuck. I don't know or care about the Flower Scouts, but the fucking Wood Scouts....
Mabel: Ohhhh nooooo!!! Gideon's gonna be here?!
Stanley: We have the Quartermaster. He'll take care of him.
Nikki: C'mon, it could be fun! We can get drunk on soda!
Stanley: Hey, hey! Hows about you make yourselves useful and copy these flyers? (Hands them flyers)
Mabel: Oh boy, a trip to the copier store!
Stanley: No no no! We're not wasting money on the copier store! Just use this old copier we have in the counselor's office. I finally fixed up the old girl! Good as new!
(The kids go inside the counselor's office. They find it a good way to snoop around the counselors' stuff)
Nerris: Cooool! Soos has himself an entire collection of rare manga!!
Max: All David has are some shirts, a banjo or whatever, and... bottles of antidepressants.
Neil: Suddenly, everything makes sense...
Preston: Gwen's fanfictions are atrocious!! No artistic value to them at all!!
Dipper: Guys, we aren't here to screw around. Let's see if this copier actually works...
(Dipper turns it on and rests his arm on the machine. It creates a copy of his arm)
Neil: Alright, it does work. (Notices the paper shaking) What the fuck...?
(The picture of Dipper's arm comes to life and begins to crawl near them)
Campers: (scream)
Nerris: You shall not pass! (Throws a can of Diet Coke and watches it disintegrate)
Dipper: Oh my gosh! You guys, I think this copier could copy human beings!
Nurf: Holy fuck!! I could build an army!
Nerris: I can have a third player for my Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons quests!
Stanley: KIDS!!! YOU DONE WITH THOSE FLYERS?!?!
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
