(The episode starts with Stan crashing into a handicapped parking spot. We're off to a great start, folks)
Stanley: Alright, people! Here we are! The Summerween store!
Dipper: Summer-what?
David: Well, Dipper, a town like Gravity Falls can't have just one Halloween a year. So they made a Halloween in the summer! Just this town! And it's today! (Pulls out a calendar)
Dipper: Do you always carry that calendar in your pocket?
David: (pauses) Yes.
Max: Eh. Not like I'll celebrate it. I'm not a holidays person.
Nikki: Ah, c'mon, Max! We get free candy!
Max: Last Halloween, the fucking police escorted me home for lighting the neighbor's bush on fire and my parents got pissed.
Nikki: This time, there are no parents around and the police would be busy handing out candy to us kids!
Neil: Exactly. It could actually be fun if you give it a chance, Max.
Max: Ugh. Fine.
Nikki: TO THE COSTUME AISLE!!!
Soos: (presses a button on a cackling skull)
Skull: I'd lend you a hand... but I don't seem to have any! (Cackles)
Soos: Ha ha, this guy tells it like it is.
Employee: Sir, can you please stop pushing that?
Soos: Ma'am, make these heads more terrifying, and you have yourself a deal. (Presses the button)
Employee: (groans and writes another suicide letter)
Stanley: (picks up a barrel filled with fake blood) Fuck yes! When the children come to our door tonight, they're gonna run away screaming from Stan Pines, Master of Fright! (Turns to Space Kid) Boo.
Space Kid: (screams, runs, trips, and cries)
Nurf: Wimp! (Throws a jack o' melon at Space Kid)
Nerris: Oooh! I'll need this and this and- (spills some makeup) .... Not that.
Ered: (comes out of the dressing room dressed in a leather jacket and ripped jeans) Hell yeah. Bad girls for life.
Preston: THESE HAIR PRODUCTS DO NOT DO ALEXANDER HAMILTON'S HAIR JUSTICE!!!!
Store Worker: Have the police come and eject Camp Camp from the store.
Stanley: NOT TODAY!!! (Throws a smoke bomb)
Store Worker: MY EYES!!!
(Everyone runs out of the store)
David: Stan? You made sure you paid for these, right?
Stanley: Of course!
(The store worker is holding a Stan Buck)
Store Worker: I hate Summerween.
CAMP CAMP
(Everything is decorated for Summerween)
Mabel: I'm so hyped!
Dipper: We're gonna have the best costumes, earn the most candy...
Mabel: And have the biggest stomach aches ever!
(The other campers come out in their costumes. Max is a zombie with a noose around his neck. Nikki is a werewolf/rapper. Neil is Genghis Khan. Space Kid is on a cardboard rocket-ship. Dolph is Sherman from Mr. Peabody and Sherman. Harrison is in a devil outfit. Nerris is one of her OC's. Ered is Black Widow. Nurf is Gwen with a sign that says "I banged a fish monster before." Preston is Alexander Hamilton)
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Gravity Falls In This Camp
Fanfiction(WARNING: This story will not be for the faint of heart. Cussing and mature content will be in this story) The Pines twins, Dipper and Mabel, are forced to spend their summer with their great uncle Stan in his beatdown summer camp simply called "Cam...
