*A fangirl bought a bunch of merchandise and is expecting a package any day now*
Fangirl: *panting* any day now! It should be here! WHY ISNT IT HERE????!!!!! WAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Mother: *walks in with a handful of mail, then gazes at her daughter* what book did you finish now?
Fangirl: MOM! THIS ISNT ABOUT THAT!!!! *pants more* IT SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW!!!!!
Mother: okay...you got a package.
Fangirl: *jumps up excited.* OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! GIVE IT TO ME, MORTAL MOTHER NOW!!!!
Mother: *rolls eyes and tosses package*
Fangirl: it is in the exact shape and size as the shirt!...same texture! It's HERE!!!! *Quickly rips package apart and gasps* WHAT IS THIS?! THIS IS- THIS ISNT IT! THESE ARE SOCKS! SOCKS! *Colapses to the ground in tears* WHY?!
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Book fangirl life
LosoweNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
