Me: *pull pen out of pocket* it'll work this time! *uncaps pen* RIPTIDE!
Pen:....
Me: Riptide, I uncapped you. *sigh* maybe there's something wrong. Okay, we'll try again. *puts pen back in pocket*
Mortal: what are you doing?
Me: shutup! *pulls out and uncaps pen* RIPTIDE!
Mortal: it's a pen
Me: no give it some time to work! *clicks pen* RIPTIDE!!!!!!!!!!
Mortal: there is something seriously wrong with you, it's a freaking pen!
Me: NO ITS NOT ITS RIPTIDE!!!!! If only Riptide could kill stupid mortals like you!
Mortal: what?
Me: oh nothing....
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
DiversosNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
