Me: Mom! Mom! HELP ME!
My mom:
Me: My boyfriend fell and he can't get up!
Me: Call an ambulance!!!!!
My mom: just pick up your book/poster and shut up
Me:
Me: *runs to book/poster* Shhh it's okay! I'm here! Are you hurt?!

YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
RandomNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...