Authors get paid to write
They get paid to kill characters
Assassins get paid to kill
They get paid to kill people
Therefore, Authors are assassins
And they are the same thing
Most of us want to be authors
So really most of us want to be assassins
Most of us will kill our characters
In bloody horrible ways
We will be assassins
Because that's what an author is
*cries in a corner for hours*
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
De TodoNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
