Me: *goes to store*
Clerk: hi, what do you need?
Me: hi, I need to buy some fictional characters
Clerk: I'm sorry?
Me: I need to buy some fictional characters - here *hands clerk a list*
Clerk: *unfolds the list* uh wow this is extremely long
Me: not really, there were about three hundred other names on that list, but I wanted to make sure you had these fictional characters first
Clerk: um...we don't sell-
Me: but on the sign in the front it says something along the lines of: we sell everything you need! I need fictional characters! Pronto!
Clerk: they're not real...
Me: what?
Clerk: I'm sorry
Me: why does everyone keep saying that? *laughs humorlessly* just because people are trying to tell themselves that they're not real, doesn't mean they aren't! They are!
Clerk: *backs away slowly*
Me: I'll try eBay! *leaves*
Am I the only one who has tried to buy fictional characters on Amazon and eBay and other stores? okay then...
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Book fangirl life
RandomNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
