Me: fictional boyfriends! Hiiii I got donuts in sixth period
Tobias: awww! Not cake?
Me: there were only donuts...
Percy: WHAT ABOUT CAKE?
Tobias: SHE HAD CAKE
Me: NO! I had donuts guys!
Percy: can you get cake?
Me: um I don't know...
Tobias: you SHOULD know!!!! Cake is a very important matter!
Me: I HAD DONUTS GUYS!
Uriah: but are we getting cake?
Me: where did you come from Uri?
Uriah: I don't even know. Anyway I'd prefer muffins, I need to shoot something!
Tobias: we're getting Dauntless cake right?
Me: uhhh
Percy: NO we're getting blue cake!
Tobias: (insert name) don't listen to him! Be dauntless and get dauntless cake! Don't listen to that pansycake with a pen!
Percy: WHOA! One, is that pansycake blue? Two, Riptide is not just a pen, mortal, but a weapon as well. The mist must be strong on you to not even see what's right in front of you!
Me: guys don't be mean-
Tobias: who are you calling Mortal, seaweed brain?
Percy: HEY! Annabeth can only call me that!
Tobias: *pulls out gun*
Percy: *uncaps riptide*
Uriah: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Me: *glares at Uriah*
Uriah: oh I mean...uh...FINNICK I NEED A SUGARCUBE!
Finnick: *calmly munching on a sugarcube in a corner* do you want a sugarcube?
Katniss: NO!
Uriah:....
Katniss: oh...sorry....*goes back to Panem*
Tobias and Percy: *about to fight*
Me: guys you can't fight! You're too amazing! *sighs* Peeta! Help me!
Peeta: *Suddenly appears* guys, stay put, I'll make some donuts
Percy and Tobias: WE WANT CAKE!
Peeta: you'll like donuts. They're made from bread-
Tris: PEETA! There could be serum in that bread!
Everyone: *looks at Tris*
Tris: oh...right...*goes back to Dauntless*
Me: okay guys, let's all listen to Peeta and stay put!
Percy: we were going to fight...
Tobias: and see whose more Dauntless
Percy: is there any body of water near where we will be fighting? Just wondering... just in case we get...stranded there or something....so we won't dehydrate...you know...*nervous laugh*
Me: right *winks*
Tobias: can we fight now? I feel like punching something
Me: guys you can't fight, you're friends!
Percy: that means we have more reason to fight!
Peeta: DONUTS!
Tobias and Percy: *take one*
Percy: eh
Tobias: eh
Me: guys you could just get blue dauntless cake
Book boyfriends: oh....we didn't think of that...
Uriah and Finnick: *calmly eat sugar cubes in a corner*
Tobias: *pulls Percy* let us find this blue dauntless cake (insert name) speaks of! *run off*
Me: SAVE ANNABETH AN OLIVE!
Peeta: I guess I'll just bake...
YOU ARE READING
Book fangirl life
AcakNow that I look back on this, it makes me cringe (just because I wrote it). Most of my opinions here have changed drastically, but regardless, I'm not going to delete it because people have seemed to enjoy it, and hey, it's amusing to look back on...
